Monday, 23 May 2011

english exam.

OKAY so today has been prettyy guuurddddd. i had my english exam, which i was SO not prepared for from last nights family argumental issues in which my dearest mother stormed out the house in order to gain herself more attention. so the exam was okay, apart from the fact i answered the first question with thomas hardy which i was told specifically NOT to. stupid alice. seriously. then a friend came over and we made coke floats. PENG. but they went EVERYWHERE. all over the floor, all over the table, all over my face :). omnomnomnom. so onoto my driving lesson. i think im a pro at it? i mean really, i can turn corners and everything! my life seems to be achieving something. my friends asked me to be a model for her in a music video? to do or not to do? dont think im really cut out for modelling but hey.

congrats on wasting 2 minutes of your life on reading this :)

Sunday, 22 May 2011

Sunday afternoonan.

currently awaiting an egg-mayo sandwich made by the fair hands of my stepfather. usual sunday afternoon, following a morning of spending my hard earned cash on more clothes to complete my already bursting wardrobe. Today's been pretty average to be honest, just preparation for English as-level exam tomorow and the excitement for my second ever driving lesson is setting in again! oh the joys :)

so your probably thinking "essex girl? really?" well yes, really, as difficult as it may be to understand, "the only way is essex" is not the real life here in Chelmsford or any other counties here for that matter. Yes, we have the bimbos, the fakes and the severe amounts of gossip, but life isn't as glamorous. Especially if your name is Alice Piper. whom the adjectives "bimbo", "Fake" and "gossiper" do not apply. The problem is, only the TRUE essex girls survive round here, not the ones who want to be honest and true to their friends, because they get trampled on, like a little ant. :) half my "friends" would stab me in the back given half the chance in order to gain some sort of "popularity" or hold over me, currently wishing i did not live in essex and i lived somewhere with a little more decency, like cambridge for instance, *insert offers here to move in to your beautiful house in cambridge* k. thanks. :) so anyway, being the first blogging of my entire life i thought id give you a true account of what its really like to be 17 and hopefully normal.

here's a short list of things i hope to achieve in the next week:
1. buy yet more clothes
2. prove my dad wrong that i can pass my driving test with under 15 lessons
3. eat another egg-mayo sandwich
4. get through my last exams without the urge to commit.

CIAO FOR NOW. :)